I want to be a 犬

I want to be a 犬
I don't have to work.
I don’t have to pay any mortgage, no bills, nothing
I get good medical care.
I don't have to pay for my food.
I get gifts, Birthday card.
I get really cute clothes for myself.
I don't have to cleanup my mess.
Every one thing I am cute.
I have a store for myself it is called "pets store". It is really big.
Every one likes to play with me & I get nice toys to play.
Some times I get go to beauty saloon.
I get treated just like a human and possibly better than a member of the family.
I am a far superior being than a poor dumb 猫
To be a dog in NYC feels really good